Pusat Kesihatan...

Di sini, Eva ingin membetulkan fakta tentang pemanduan ke pusat kesihatan yang dipropahkan oleh Miss Africa, Actually, pemanduannya mengambil masa kira2 1 jam 15 mint sahaja, not 2 jam k. Well, Eva rase dengan adanya pusat kesihatan tu, Eva berstamina u olls. Rase ye penoreh2 lain pun bersetuju dgn Eva kerana mereka pun kdg2 bersama dgn Eva mendapatkan perkhidmatan. Yelah, pas penat menoreh, sendi2 dan urat2 jenelah diperbetulkan. Tak gitu?

Lagipun, menjadi Eva ni, perlulah menjaga kesihatan. Kalau tak, tak la dipanggil Eva Longaria. Eva juga tertarik dengan komen Miss Africa tentang 100th-position-plummeted-to-dunno-which-number university, Let me story something here. Eva ada la kawan study kat Kota London dulu- Surrey University and balik Malaysia with 1st class degree and memandang rendah pada Eva kerana local grad and tidak mendapat 1st class. Then kami menyambung pelajaran but Eva di *** and die di 100th-position-plummeted-to-dunno-which-number university and irony ye, die gagal u olls. Eva terperanjat beruk dibuatnya. Imagine 1st class degree from London, flunked in 100th-position-plummeted-to-dunno-which-number university. It makes me wonder-ala2 Maroon5 gitew...

So, what do you think? Then Miss Africa's comments on falling in love with two gay men. Well, actually, if these two men were not prompted by other men to get involved in explicit pre-marital ONS sex, one of them would have been in the altar waiting for u-know-who walking in the aisle and i believe it's gonna be "Wedding of the Year". Gurl..., you will always have full prayers from me...

Then about, someone in between, mmm... that's normal in Kebunget@h. Ye lah too much space in between. Perhaps CEO and owner of clubhouse can think of mechanism to solve "celah bed" issue though we always question "hak milik kekal".

Well.. Eva guesses Eva has spoken enough for the day. I'm leaving you guys and gals some pictures to be pondered upon.

Adios...Eva..