Saturday, July 26, 2008

ACADEMIC WRITING 1 – Breakfast: KUL. Lunch:BKK. Dinner: CGK.

“U ol, lets Jakarta”, kata Nuni sambil mencabut susuk.

“Lets u ol. Pastu jangan lupa pulak tengok tiket gi Bangkok. Mur-mur mak tengok aritu. Lama tak gi tengok ShowKon. Mak pun nak gi Chatuchak, nak gi beli gift KebunGet@h tahun depan”, balas Nickque sambil membalas SMS reservasi.

"Nok, kenapa auntie tu bawak ayam and itik dalam beg dia", nukil Abbyboosh enroute BKK-KUL.

That is a typical conversation of adik-adik lately. It seems like they are having breakfast in Jakarta, lunch in Bangkok and to complete the day, dinner and supper in Manila. Well, how do they make it? Are they really filthy rich or are they gold diggers? Or they must be something that permits them to have a “jet-set” lifestyle.
“Now Everyone Can Fly” is the answer. Is this ring the bell? With the emergence of new low-cost carrier revolution, flying is just a typical daily chore. How do these airlines make the money? These are few characteristics of LCC that make them more competitive than other full-scale airlines:-

1. No frills. What you pay is what you get.
2. One class cabin (jangan nak feeling-feeling flying first class).
3. No pre-assigned seating (boleh rebut-rebut and chup tempat duduk).
4. Ticketless travel (print sajork tiket).
5. Short turnaround time (landing, kuar, masuk, take-off).
6. Heavily emphasized on e-ticketing (pakai internet sajork. Kalau feeling-feeling kaya,bayar lebih RM30 kat kaunter di Giant sek 18 ittew).
7. Usage of secondary airports (tak payah bayar airport tax yang mahal – LCCT, KLIA or Clark, Manila).
There are other measures by LCC to remain in a competitive advantage. This will be discussed in our next class.


Future seating configuration of LCC

Quiz 1: Kalau konsep bayar murah ni diapplikasikan di pusat kesihatan (baca: RU), apakah cara-cara yang dibuat oleh mak-mak hayam di sana untuk mencapai sasaran “Now Everyone Can Have Happy Ending”. Jawab dalam ruangan komen. Yang jawab paling kreatif akan dapat hadiah menarik.

4 comments:

@way said...

Well the quiz question should answer by U KNOW WHO...

Konsep RU tuu, mana ada tak HAPPY ENDING, value for money uoll ala-ala trade mark MC'D...

Kalau dinch ada HAPPY ENDING haruslah RU itewww dipangkah oleh golongan fonen-fonen...

Takpun Pengusaha RU perlu melatih pekerja-pekerja bawah umur yang masih bacing lagi...sebab permintaannya melebihi penawaran...

Sure RU iteww dinch gerenti bangkrap...takut staff jer x larat...tak caya tanyalah U KNOW WHO...

One more thing kenapa future sitting LCCT iteww ala-ala marmark? Opss lupa tasty uoll...

Opppssss larikkkk...

Itew S@jorkkk

queennana said...

Soalan ineh agak mudah, Queen telah pun buat entry yang lepas, "everyone can Lepak at Club House with RM0.00 Rental....tapi kalau dah lepak nak senang lenang atas sofa another cost will charge, kalau nak berseronok dibilik kiuuu pun kena sewa basic hour. Lain lain permintaan service dalam Club House seperti towel, mintak minuman, makanan, tonton tV dan Astro dan juga mintak ashtray dikenakan charge.

Konsep yang boleh diguna pakai di RU RU Queen boleh cadangkan seperti dengan hanya bayar RM 50...kita boleh share berdua meaning setiap orang boleh dapat sesi selama 30 minit.......atau mak ayam RU RU kata dengan hanya bayar RM30, no towel, no tilam, no bilik, no minyak,... cuma ciken itew sahaja...dan anda boleh jimat RM20 kat situ.....atau kalau nak jimat RM 0.00 dan mendapat happy ending kena tunggu u ol dapat "cheque" dari "car mar" pow sajork u ol lah....konsep teman teman dan berlibur kerana friendship is priceless....tu sajork

alis said...

hmmm... as a silent reader, i would like to answer the pop quiz as well. Tepuk dada tanya selera. Uols yg create the happy ending situation. If the situation is VALUE FOR MONEY, then it will be.

Why need to ask THAT person ot THAT person (as a silent reader, i have been observed n follow every news, forum or gossip that had been an issued in Clubhouse)while u can answer it urself.

To all the members of KEBUNGETAH, i love this blog so much. It made me realized how friendship is more precious like a diamond. SHINE, GORGEOUS, BEAUTIFULL, ADORE, JEOULUSY AND THE MARKET PRICE IS GETTING HIGHER AND HIHGER. Uol know what i mean rite???

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