Pay As You Fly

AirAsia - Now Everyone Can Fly

Everyone loves affordable air travel especially on budget airlines where a flight can cost less than a cup of coffee at Starbucks Shah Alam Mall or crockeries and cutleries from the Living Quarters (not during sales tau!!!).

Kingfisher Airlines- The only 5-Star low cost carrier by Skytrax Research in 2008

Lately though we can't help but notice the added extra add-ons to the airfare such as the optional express boarding (mak kelas, mak naik dulu drp u ols masa pi Jakarta nanti) and most recently the fact that you now have to pay for your check-in baggage (sapa nak share ngan Corrina all her luggages, berat u ols).

Southwest Airlines- The most profitable LCC in the world

We wonder what's next on the charge list on these low fare airlines...

1. RM2.00 per toilet use on board aircraft.

2. RM5.00 for 'number twos' (duduk together-gether).
3. RM0.50 to listen to pre-flight safety briefing.
4. RM1.50 to avoid listening to pre-flight safety briefing.
5. 30% refund to be given to passengers who help push aircraft onto runway prior to take-off.
6. RM0.10 per minute during flight time for air-cond on your row.
7. RM25.00 per visit to cockpit to visit pilots.
8. RM50.00 per session to have urut-urut with the canddiew steward.
9. RM2.00 per usage of seat belt per flight.
10. 50% of total fee for new 'standing room only' flights.
11. RM50.00 for guarantee that aircraft will leave and arrive on time.

Ryanair- Mak Aji pernah naik pi Amsterdam

Well sistah, if you have any ideas on how these airlines can cut their costs, feel free to add. For the most creative idea, free airline ticket for you from CempakaDesa Airlines to any destination of your choice.